Gamer sex tip #18
asaridancer: Ladies, it’s time to show your partner what they’ve been missing out on. Put their hands on your hips and place yours on their chest. Start grinding them up until the point where they can no longer bare your teasing. Look into their eyes and say “embrace eternity” and get a good grip around their neck as your eyes blacken. Begin to overwhelm their nervous system and watch as your...
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steven-moffat: grim-bark-tier: lordwhat: There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger. Well hello there satan
afuckinglesbian: majortvjunkie: afuckinglesbian: hot males please hit me up but you are a fucking lesbian WHO TOLD YOU
drarna: can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
good-for-mee: Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.